Frankenstein vs Frankenstina
Frankenstein vs Frankenstina
Gender Male Gender Female
Height 8 feet Height 8 Feet
Weight Unknown Weight 350 pounds
Speed turtle slow Speed 25-30 mph
Origin Germany Origin America
Status dead flesh Status Living flesh
IQ Dumb as a rock IQ 210
Looks Hideous Looks No beauty queen
Victims 3 Victims 27 known
Frankie started killing because his master promised him a mate and then reneged on that promise.
Frankenstina started killing because kids treated her badly. Oh sure the first victim was a cute little kitten, but nevertheless it used up its 9 lives by living next door to Frankenstina and with an idiot owner.
Don't worry cat lovers...a couple of dogs meet their fate when they cross her path as well.
(I guess PETA won't be buying this book lol)
Jerrimiah Stonecastle
Stonecastle Publications LLC
"Throwing Stones at a Glass House"